I’M JUST SAYIN’
Private Property, 1620
The migrant caravan approached the coast.
“First the Vikings, then the Spanish, French and Dutch. Now these people,” said a Wampanoag tribal member. “Everyone wants to build a new life in our country. Why can’t they fix the problems in their own countries?”
“I’m sure many of them just want to live a decent life,” his friend said.
“Keep thinking that, snowflake,” the first Wampanoag said. “We should deploy the warriors. It would be in our best interest to keep these illegals out.”