VILLAGE IDIOT
“Oh look,” I said, “there’s a new store where that messy vacant lot used to be.”
To which everyone else in the car said, “Keep your eyes on the road, would you?”
They all act as if I’m a bad driver. All I hear when they’re in the car now is, “Watch it, the train gate’s down,” or “You just went through a stop sign,” or “Let me out!”
Bob says I look out the window as things go by as if I weren’t driving, but sitting in the passenger seat.