It might have been easier to schedule a visit from President Donald Trump.
Instead, we were just trying to get television service restored following a lightning strike which melted and mutilated lines, roots, trees and rocks.
It started with the 1-800 call. These calls are often manned by people from Third World countries whose technical background is as illustrious as mine.
I don’t mean to be unkind but when I say, “The green light’s not on the converter box,” they shouldn’t have to ask, ”Is it normally on?”